Gays, let heterosexuals men live in peace!

Let me start by frankly mentioning that I am not a hateful person or anything like this. I believe all people should live, act and do whatever they consider is good for them and for their environment. But lately I’ve been facing a real problem with male bisexuality. Wherever I go, gays approach me and propose to suck my penis.

Yesterday I was in a club. A nice guy struck up a conversation with me. We spoke of different interesting things related to sex, women and their sexual oddities and sex toys. The guy had a thick neck, big biceps, muscled body and a severe voice. He didn’t seam the least homosexual, up to the moment when he intended to suck my penis.

My question is: “Did I really look like a homosexual to that individual?” Our conversation didn’t contain any phrase or even word that could reveal my approach regarding gays. I didn’t say “Hey, I want you to suck my cock!” I didn’t wear any pink feather python across my neck! So, how to explain this misunderstanding? What happens with these homos? Do they really like to disturb ordinary people like me?

When a gay sucks your penis your thoughts are dominated by different questions like: How the hell does it happen? Why did he think I am a gay? Where did he buy these freaky pants? And what sex toy is he holding in his hand?

Now I am really afraid of men, in general. If I see a man crossing the street and taking a deep glance at me, I think he wants to grab and drag me into the closest toilet. I am sick and tired of gays. I wish there were some ways to stop this sexual harassment.

I’ve tried different methods to avoid and stop homosexuals doing that. My friend who is a merchant of sex toys suggested me to wear an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs to frighten gays. It all was in vain. Contrarily they get more aroused and intrigued. Then I changed my behavior. I was rough, I slapped them around, and I even spread sperm all over their face, neck, even in their mouth. Nothing! I am simply furious!

Hey, gays! I appeal to you! If you are not going to stop sucking my cock, I am going to resort to other drastic methods. Just be aware of this! Buy a sex toy, a dildo, for example and suck it until morning! Let heterosexual men live in peace!