Gays, let heterosexuals men live in peace!

Let me start by frankly mentioning that I am not a hateful person or anything like this. I believe all people should live, act and do whatever they consider is good for them and for their environment. But lately I’ve been facing a real problem with male bisexuality. Wherever I go, gays approach me and propose to suck my penis.

Yesterday I was in a club. A nice guy struck up a conversation with me. We spoke of different interesting things related to sex, women and their sexual oddities and sex toys. The guy had a thick neck, big biceps, muscled body and a severe voice. He didn’t seam the least homosexual, up to the moment when he intended to suck my penis.

My question is: “Did I really look like a homosexual to that individual?” Our conversation didn’t contain any phrase or even word that could reveal my approach regarding gays. I didn’t say “Hey, I want you to suck my cock!” I didn’t wear any pink feather python across my neck! So, how to explain this misunderstanding? What happens with these homos? Do they really like to disturb ordinary people like me?

When a gay sucks your penis your thoughts are dominated by different questions like: How the hell does it happen? Why did he think I am a gay? Where did he buy these freaky pants? And what sex toy is he holding in his hand?

Now I am really afraid of men, in general. If I see a man crossing the street and taking a deep glance at me, I think he wants to grab and drag me into the closest toilet. I am sick and tired of gays. I wish there were some ways to stop this sexual harassment.

I’ve tried different methods to avoid and stop homosexuals doing that. My friend who is a merchant of sex toys suggested me to wear an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs to frighten gays. It all was in vain. Contrarily they get more aroused and intrigued. Then I changed my behavior. I was rough, I slapped them around, and I even spread sperm all over their face, neck, even in their mouth. Nothing! I am simply furious!

Hey, gays! I appeal to you! If you are not going to stop sucking my cock, I am going to resort to other drastic methods. Just be aware of this! Buy a sex toy, a dildo, for example and suck it until morning! Let heterosexual men live in peace!



 

Homosexuals' "Holes of happiness"

Maybe you know that homosexuals have a proper rich vocabulary. They speak a language mostly influenced by ironic expressions. For instance, a "hole of hapiness" represents a gap in a screen among 2 spaces that is usually used for having sex. "Holes of hapiness" could be easily met within "tea saloons".

The question is: Do homosexuals spend their leisure time drinking tea?
Actually the tea is not really served within a "tea saloon". A "tea saloon" represents a public toilet for men where homosexuals do come in order to find other individuals and make improvised sex. It can be located within a store, a military base, a hospital, an enterprise- almost everywhere.

"Holes of happiness" are met within certain sport gyms and healthy clubs, in some cinemas and "adults libraries".

Their purpose is very specific and rather complicated. There is a rigid ritual regarding these holes the beginners homosexuals should take into account.

Let's take a situation. If you enter a wardrobe you must be sure there is somebody inside the closer to you wardrobe. Make comfortable. Then you find the very "happiness hole" and decide what you want. If you want to suck or masturbate somebody's penis you simply introduce the finger in the gap and agitate the outsider phallus. Then you have the chance to see his semi erected penis appearing from the gap. You can suck it or play with it up to the moment the man ejaculates.

Also you can have sexual intercourse. Sex at random entails a lot of risks. You should be very courageous to insert your erected penis within a hole and let an unknown person handle it. And if you decide on sex, do not forget to wear a condom for avoiding contamination with any STDs.

For avoiding sex negative consequences single homosexuals use sex toys under the form of a real phallus. The wide range of butt plugs, anal dildos, beads, vibrators and other anal sex toys offers you the possibility to spend stunning moments within your comfortable and clean room. You do not have to search orifices in walls of toilets, clubs or other dirty places. The succulent cup, for example is an up-to-date sex toy used for satisfying both women and men. It can be attached on the wall like the "hole of happiness" or even on the floor if you want to change positions.

A tidy and obedient dildo is better than the unknown penis of an individual.